We could not possibly make hime up.  we had a little brunch get together here at the radio ranch and, as always, Briggs was ready if there were leftovers.

I don't know what state this took place in, but i suppose it could have been any.

A gentleman went to his county building office and asked for a permit to build a shelter in his pasture for his horses...Just something to keep the sun and rain off of them.  The permit was denied.  So our farmer friend went home, thought about it and then called the permit office and asked if he needed to come in and get a permit if he wanted to build furniture.  They told hime no, so this is what he built:

There is no reason to change who you are...because if you do, you might end up looking like Goldie Hawn. (shudder)